Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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