It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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