Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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