do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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