I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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