we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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