I think I died a long time ago.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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