I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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