Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Randomize
