so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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