I molested 6 butterflies tonight
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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