Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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