that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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