My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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