I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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