Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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