so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Randomize
