Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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