bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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