u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
there is glitter all over my balls
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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