She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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