Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
as a side note pls kill me
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