Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
babies were throwing up all over the place
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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