I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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