lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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