pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
