Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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