He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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