I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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