Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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