there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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