Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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