Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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