Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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