Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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