Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I want to fling myself into the sun
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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