So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
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