Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
the raccoons are back...
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