God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Nicole vs. Life
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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