So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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