I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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