: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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