ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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