belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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