You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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