you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
well most of my day revolves around power hour
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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