You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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