like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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