True but thats because hes a fetus.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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