: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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