I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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