I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I touched a dick in church today
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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