I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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