Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
well, you know. whores of a feather.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
