: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I think im going to throw up on grandma
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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